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So it was a bit longer of a hiatus then I'd planned. Oops. I don't have a ton of time right now, but I wanted to get the Naked ball rolling again (heh..."naked ball"), but just to keep you posted, since the last time we met, I:

• Went to Montreal
• Spoke "French" in Montreal, accomplished by putting the word "le" before every English noun and punctuating every sentence with "ahhh, oui!"
• Went to Ottawa (these are not in order)
• Saw 3 junior international junior hockey champion games at Scotiabank Place
• Realized that I never need to see 2 ice hockey games in one day ever again, unless I'm playing in at least one of them
• Saw "The Strangers"
• Saw the Benjamin Button movie
• Saw a real, genuine Montreal junkie
  
• Was scared shitless by "The Strangers" and woke up freaked out about bag-headed people
• Played shinny in Montreal
• Have been entirely smoke-free in 2009, so far
• Listened to my uncle shout the words "TRUE OR FALSE" to my grandmother
• Received a "First Canadian Christmas" package from Boy's brother and sister-in-law, including a can of Molson Canadian and an actual tuque
• Slept for six hours in the back of my friend's car
• Had some very...ahem...satisfying experiences
  
• Saw the rockin' view from my friend's new apartment and played with his dog
• Bought a pink hockey stick from Sport Rousseau
  
• Forgot to take my garbage out before going to Canada, and was pleasantly surprised by its non-stinkiness when we got home
• Read The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx. Not as good as The Dirt, but still damn entertaining
• Want to write more, bitch less

It's also worth mentioning that today, when I told my friend that I had slept with our annoying male Bikhram Yoga teacher (I didn't, but I wanted to see her reaction), she thanked me for trying to spice up the friendship. I laughed for five minutes straight. Also: this guy was someone I totally would have gone for in my younger days. Le Sigh. Young me was so dumb. Ahhh, oui.