Friday, January 9, 2009

Back

So it was a bit longer of a hiatus then I'd planned. Oops. I don't have a ton of time right now, but I wanted to get the Naked ball rolling again (heh..."naked ball"), but just to keep you posted, since the last time we met, I:
  • Went to Montreal
  • Spoke "French" in Montreal, accomplished by putting the word "le" before every English noun and punctuating every sentence with "ahhh, oui!"
  • Went to Ottawa (these are not in order)
  • Saw 3 junior international junior hockey champion games at Scotiabank Place
  • Realized that I never need to see 2 ice hockey games in one day ever again, unless I'm playing in at least one of them
  • Saw "The Strangers"
  • Saw the Benjamin Button movie
  • Saw a real, genuine Montreal junkie
  • Was scared shitless by "The Strangers" and woke up freaked out about bag-headed people
  • Played shinny in Montreal
  • Have been entirely smoke-free in 2009, so far
  • Listened to my uncle shout the words "TRUE OR FALSE" to my grandmother
  • Received a "First Canadian Christmas" package from Boy's brother and sister-in-law, including a can of Molson Canadian and an actual tuque
  • Slept for six hours in the back of my friend's car
  • Had some very...ahem...satisfying experiences
  • Saw the rockin' view from my friend's new apartment and played with his dog
  • Bought a pink hockey stick from Sport Rousseau
  • Forgot to take my garbage out before going to Canada, and was pleasantly surprised by its non-stinkiness when we got home
  • Read The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx. Not as good as The Dirt, but still damn entertaining
  • Want to write more, bitch less
It's also worth mentioning that today, when I told my friend that I had slept with our annoying male Bikhram Yoga teacher (I didn't, but I wanted to see her reaction), she thanked me for trying to spice up the friendship. I laughed for five minutes straight. Also: this guy was someone I totally would have gone for in my younger days. Le Sigh. Young me was so dumb. Ahhh, oui.

3 comments:

Chessa! said...

young me was pretty dumb too.
welcome back, lady!

RattleandBark said...

Ah oui, le Montreal! It was so fun. And I'm glad I made you laugh for 5 minutes because you do that to me all the time!

suicide_blond said...

"write more...bitch less"...
looove it! i'm sooo gonna make that my mantra for 09..
xoxo