woohoo!

we don't have bedbugs!

chorus of cheers!

i am a little paranoid, and the city is having a bedbug epidemic. so i scratched once, and freaked out.

the guy came today, and, for free, told me i don't have them. he did a thorough inspection, ruled out the possibilities, and declared my apartment a bedbug free zone. for free! did i mention?

so yes, i have reached new heights of my hypochondriac-ed-ness, but new yorkers, please heed: never get bedbugs or need an exterminator for any reason whatsoever. but if you have to, then make sure you call these guys. ask for tony.

i don't have bedbugs! and NEVER DID.